What is SpankTheStorm?

SpankTheStorm is a suite of marketing tools for roofing contractors. It includes instant roof measurements, storm history lookup (450K+ events from NOAA), and a project map widget you can embed on your website. All for $14.99/month.

How do instant roof measurements work?

Enter any US address and get instant roof measurements including total square footage, number of squares, roof pitch, facet count, and complexity rating. Powered by satellite imagery and the Google Solar API. No ladder, no drone, no waiting.

What storm data is included?

Access 450,000+ storm events from NOAA including hail size, wind speed, and tornado reports. Search by any address to see storm history within a configurable radius. Identify "golden storms" (1"+ hail within 2 years and 3 miles) that are ideal for insurance claims.

What is the project map widget?

Show homeowners every job you have completed in their neighborhood. The interactive map displays your completed projects with photos and details, building instant trust before you even knock on the door.

How much does SpankTheStorm cost?

$14.99/month. No contracts, cancel anytime. Includes instant roof measurements, storm history lookup, project map widget, lead capture form, embeddable website widgets, and Storm Spanker MCP API access.

Can I embed these tools on my website?

Yes! All tools are designed to be embedded on your contractor website. Just copy the embed code from your dashboard and paste it into your site. Works with any website builder.

What is the Storm Spanker MCP?

Storm Spanker MCP is a free tool that plugs 450K+ storm records directly into AI assistants like Claude or ChatGPT. Ask questions about storm history for any location and get instant answers powered by NOAA data.

Is there a free trial?

Registration is free with no credit card required. You get access to Storm Spanker MCP information immediately. The full widget suite is $14.99/month when you are ready to add it to your website.